You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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