dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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