that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
When are your genitals available?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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