Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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