I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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