mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I didn't shave. On purpose
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
