So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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