How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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