So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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