im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Sorry about my life...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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