scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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