fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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