I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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