I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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