Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
