you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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