I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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