Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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