Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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