Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He's a Shit stain on my heart
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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