Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
