Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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