So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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