i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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