Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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