I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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