i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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