I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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