We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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These tits shall not be calmed
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
