Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this boner is exhausting
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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