We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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