woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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