My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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