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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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