I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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