Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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