i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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