Apparently you make a good broom.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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