do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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