Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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