He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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