So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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