the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
should my penis look like a turkey
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize