That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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