oh god the rape fog is back!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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