I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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