take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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