he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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