Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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