Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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