He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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