I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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