No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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