Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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