I'm gonna have a badass scar
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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