There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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