he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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