hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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