Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She bit a glass in half.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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